Theme Song Lyrics & Chords By Adult Mom

i am everyone's mom holding hands and cradling along but mom's wouldn't sit in their room all day and wait for something to happen hey ma, get off your butt and get a part time job mom's wouldn't hide from their kids all day and scribble in a song about doing so i am everyone's mom because i like the ring of it but if i was really your mom you'd be at cps by now