Things I Don't Remember Lyrics & Chords By Ugly Casanova

Things I don't remember
How'd the hell'd we get here?
How'd the hell did we get here?

Things I don't remember
Dressed-up alligators
How'd the hell'd we get here?

Things I don't remember
There was dressed-up alligator
There was cum on the piano
Disco-dancing neighbors
Who were born in mashed potatoes
Caught with our pants down
Hidin' in the dog house
Figured out what we're good for
You're the sailor and I'm the port
Things I don't remember
We undressed for the tailor
His skin was lightly salted
Opened up a can of loud-mouth-malted
High fives in your eyes
Push the gas and now I'm kissing your thighs
Looking for a purpose
How the hell'd we get here?
There were things I don't remember
There was messed-up alligator
There were endless conversations
No ones mouths were really moving
All them dumpsters overflowing
All my might wanna fail intentions

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Figured out what I'm good for
Makin' anything look better
How the hell could I blame her?
Even then I was a sailor
There were jokes that never land
Every hand was tipped in some beautiful sand
Things I don't remember
There was undressed for the tailor
There are jokes that couldn't land
There were disco-dancing neighbors
They were born in mashed potatoes
There was no tell motel

There were things I don't remember
Dressed-up alligator
How'd the hell'd we get here?
How'd the hell'd we get here?