This Is Ridiculous Lyrics & Chords By New York Dolls

I ain't got no money
Drive a busted dinosaur of a car
If I didn't love my honey
I woulda never ever woulda got this far
I woulda stayed in bed
Pulled covers over my head
and slept until there's no more war
How did it come to this
This is ridiculous

This is getting too funky
A man of my stature can't live like this
When I talk about some money
All I ever do is reminisce
This is too austere
I just wanna disappear
and come back when the
joint starts to swing
How did it come to this
This is ridiculous

Won't pay a nickel on morphine
Really I don't need that much help
If I wanna jump out a window
I can do it perfect all by myself
Or I can stay in bed
Pull covers over my head
and sleep until they find a cure
How did it come to this
This is ridiculous

Ridiculous
Can't make a dime with these mumba jumbas
Ridiculous