This Is The Problem Lyrics & Chords By Alessandro Tabora

Let us put men and women together To find out which one is smarter Some say men, but I say no The women have the men like puppet show Not me, it's the people who say That...read more

I go down to the ocean I take a walk upon your shores I dig up a big old hairy clam And then take out the pearl Because it's a metaphor I marinate your flank steak ...read more

You might like our penises. Hey girl, from over here your butt looks soft. Maybe if I could touch it, I could tell if it's soft. Tell me if it's soft, cause I'd...read more

The club is packed like a sandwich All types of people like ham and swiss Lettuce and tomato toasted bread Bite down and taste the rhythm Thank goodness we're finally...read more

It all started last week when I went on a date She was beautiful, blonde hair, I picked her up at 8 I decided to take her to a magic show My mom said I shouldn't, but what does...read more