Thistle Toon Lyrics & Chords By Meauxdal

My neighbor next door is the Crazy Lady The voices in her head make her unsteady Her schizophrenia and paranoia Make her think we're out to destroy her She gets worked up and...read more

If I knew when I was young that I'd be older There are so many things that I would've told you But I didn't have a chance to tell you about it Now I'm sitting here...read more

There'll be no strings to bind your hands Not if my love can't bind your heart And there's no need to take a stand For it was I who chose to start There's no need...read more

Anal Probe U.F.O. I got abducted For an anal probe Late one night on a camping trip I got abducted by an alien ship They strapped me down and wouldn't let me go Impaled me...read more

Fuck, check her out The chick by the door Yeah, she's a surly little girl I think I've seen her in here before With that waist And them high-top Chucks I wanna buy her...read more