Toilet Scrubbing Lyrics & Chords By Ste Mccabe

I've been the happy bunny here
I have been all smiles and all ears
And now that I've crawled to the end
I no longer have to pretend
And now I have the certificate
I've got so many options that I don't know what to do with it
Paper planes, cat litter, scrap paper, framed picture
Should I pay for it with blood, sweat or tears?

And now that the work is done
I'm finding toilet scrubbing fun
All those skills that I learned from you
They don't pay like this shit stained loo
Well I could say that you lie to us
Or watch us dig our own graves while you pass the tools to us
But I've got toilets I must scrub

I dig your garden, serve your pint
Clean your shoes, avoid your eyes
You say I'm clever and you ask me why
All I need is ten grand and more time
I dig your garden, serve your pint
Clean your shoes, avoid your eyes
You say I'm clever and you ask me why
All I need is ten grand and more time
While I'm toilet scrubbing.