Toilet Seat Lyrics & Chords By Beatnik Turtle

The source code is always cleaner on somebody else's drive. You dream about each new upgrade, without which you must survive. You're not a registered user, you're more...read more

Grammar police Arrest this nerd She often fails To conjugate a verb Her sentence tense is always wrong Grammar police Arrest this geek His clauses stink His adverb use is...read more

Another lonely night far away from you. I write this note to say, "I miss you." Well, I miss your smile. I miss your lips. I miss my laughing when I'm with you. And I long for...read more

I hung up the telephone and turned on the television After you told me we were through In a little while I'll think about the things that you said But right now I've other things...read more

We're the Race of Men, Conquer valleys and glens. We build huge towers in the sky. We're strong and we’re bold, Though it be hot or cold We'll fight everyone till we...read more