Top Ten Reasons To Be John Boy Lyrics & Chords By John Boy & Billy

I guess I'm tired of Oprah Winfrey's ass Tellin' me every move to make And I'm tired of Martha Stewart's ass Tellin' me how to bake a cake And I've just about had my fill Of...read more

(feat. James Otto) (Chorus - James Otto) I'm a beast on the mic, can't get no satisfaction Step aside 'cause it's time for some action I'm a hick rhyme sayer...read more

Dear Penis, I don't think I like you anymore, You used to watch me shave, Now all you do is stare at the floor. Oh dear Penis, I don't like you anymore. It used to be...read more

I saw a black man with a bible and a sparkler in his hand. He was holding a tent revival and running a firework stand. He said the end of the world is coming, you better get on your...read more

Every Friday night I go to bubba's hardware store and give the secret knock on the private stockroom door good ol' boys are shootin craps playin' five card stud hot...read more