Topsy Ii Lyrics & Chords By Cozy Cole

welcome 2 the second chapter, my friend (my friend).
i told you 3 songs before, how the story began.
believe me, bein´ broke is not the best of all, but the worst of all is if u´re tryin´2 be
rich and have a dog hangin´on your testicals, yo.
i ran away, and then i tried 2 hide.
i saw this muthafukkin´bus on the corner, so i jumped inside.
the doors got closed, so i took a look around, guess what i saw...
24 beautiful women, lookin at me without makin a sound.
this must b a dream and i tried 2 wake up (shit!).
but this little munster between my legs proved me da opposite, yo.
one bite deeper, and i would sound like rob halford.
so i said, listen up ladies, there´s a thing that i need ya help 4.
get this dog (shall i call it a dog or a rat?)off my dick, better make it quick,
this little teeth are makin me sikk.
they were from sweden, a cheerleadin-team,
on their way 2 some kind of championship, if u know what i mean.
the girl in the middle said:"get this pussy!",
i said:"what? now?"
"not you! the chihuahua, that seems 2 be part of your balls."
ey yo, the beast jumped off, and my menhood got saved,
and 12 fukkin´hours later 24 pussies got shaved...