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You ever go to a drive-in movie, start drinking, get drunk, pass out in your car, and the next morning you're part of flea market? Then you feel bad, you ain't got nothing to sell up...read more

(spoken) Are there any Phantom Menace nerds in the house? Some idiots keep saying Triumph. Well, I have some news for you. There is a Phantom Menace nerd in the house. The ultimate...read more

She walked into the dog run Like she fucking owned the place She turned to me with a scent that said "Sit boy, on my face!" Now I like a little discipline As much as the next...read more

My Dying Bride Like Gods Of The Sun For My Fallen Angel As I draw up my breath And silver fills my eyes I kiss her still For she will never rise On my weak body Lays...read more

Like to think I'm the best there is At putting myself down Here's to looking at trading places With anyone in town The way you light that cigarette Smoke never hits your...read more

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