Twelve Step Pappy Lyrics & Chords By Martin Short

JULIA So tonight you made some mistakes I admit it, you hit a few bumps But I hate to see you like this Down on your luck, down in the dumps Though hope may seem in short...read more

Mademoiselles You end me, pal Second bottle Ah, she looks for me Bonnet flapping Yapping Ruff Chicken Pastry Yes, she looks for me good Let her look for me To...read more

Gorgeous! Linda! Tell me something I don't know Vieja! Sucia! Cabrona! Tell me something I don't know A little of the top A little off the side A little bit...read more

I want to row on the crew, Mama, That's the thing I want to do, Mama. To be known throughout Yale as I walk about it Get a boil on my tail and then talk about it I'd like to be a big...read more

Amneris In life, one has to face a huge assortment Of nauseating fads and good advice There's health, and fitness, diet, and deportment And other pointless forms of sacrifice ...read more