Two Ladies Lyrics & Chords By Alan Cumming

So you see, everybody in Berlin has a perfectly marvelous roommate. Some people have two people.
GIRL 1:
Beedle dee, deedle dee, dee!
GIRL 2:
Beedle dee, deedle dee, dee!
Beedle dee, deedle dee, beedle dee, deedle dee, dee!
Beedle dee, dee dee dee.
Two ladies.
Beedle dee, dee dee dee.
Two ladies.
Beedle dee, dee dee dee.
And I'm the only man, ja!
Beedle dee, dee dee dee.
I like it
Beedle dee, dee dee dee.
They like it
Beedle dee, dee dee dee.
This two for one.
Beedle dee, dee dee dee...
Two ladies
Beedle dee, dee dee dee.
Two ladies
Beedle dee, dee dee dee.
Und he's the only man
Ja!
Beedle dee, dee dee dee.
GIRL 1:
He likes it.
Beedle dee, dee dee dee.
GIRL 2:
We like it.
Beedle dee, dee dee dee.
This two for one.
GIRL 2:
I do the cooking...
GIRL 1:
Und I make the bed.
I go out daily
To earn our daily bread
But we've one thing in common.
GIRL 1:
He...
She...
GIRL 2:
Und me
GIRL 1:
The key
Beedle dee, dee.
GIRL 2:
The key
Beedle dee, dee. The key
Beedle dee, deedle dee, deedle dee, dee!
Ooh! Aah! Ooh! Ahh!
We switch partners daily
To play as we please
Twosies beats onesies
But nothing beats threes.
I sleep in the middle
GIRL 1:
I'm left
GIRL 2:
Und I'm right
But there's room on the bottom
If you drop in some night.
Beedle dee, dee dee dee...
Two ladies.
Beedle dee, dee dee dee...
Two ladies.
Beedle dee, dee dee dee.
And he's the only man
Ja!
Beedle dee, dee dee dee...
I like it
Beedle dee, dee dee dee.
They like it!
Beedle dee, dee dee dee.
This two for one
Beedle dee, deedle dee, deedle dee
Deedle dee, dee!
Thank you! Lulu! Bobby! And Me!
Oh, I'm so hot now!
Come, my Lieblings, upstairs!