Two Scoops Lyrics & Chords By Barats And Bereta

You are now about to witness the strength of Bob Saget... Have you ever had one of those nights that started off so damn good, No fights, no fuss, it's understood ...read more

This time around I'm stayin' at home, And things are gonna get better! Settlin' in, Lovin' my wife, But then I got that letter! My Black Son, My Black Son! Now...read more

I go down to the ocean I take a walk upon your shores I dig up a big old hairy clam And then take out the pearl Because it's a metaphor I marinate your flank steak ...read more

A pair of new shoes with matchin' laces A permanent box at Sheepshead Races A porcelain tub with boilin' water A Saturday night with the Mayor's daughter Look at me! ...read more

That's my cigar! You'll steal annuda! Hey, bummers, we got work to do! Since when did you become me mudda? Ah, stop yer bawlin'! Hey! Who ast you? [movie lines] ...read more