Unsolicited Testimonials Lyrics & Chords By Jean Shepherd

On the street, maybe a bookstore, someone bumps into someone playfully. Woman: (laughing) Man: You again! Woman: Are you following me? Man: Why, no, I'm stalking you. ...read more

Oh, my love, my darling, I've hungered for your touch a long, lonely time, Time goes by so slowly and time can do so much. Are you still mine? I need your love, I need your...read more

You know, I hear a lot of people talking about sex. And they have all these fancy new names for it, like "banging" or "screwing". But me, maybe I'm old-fashioned, but when I have...read more

I did all my acid in Grade 8 That was the old days, when acid had names Flavors, as it were Windowpane, Orange Sunshine But then things shifted Acid stopped having names And...read more

My friend's got a girlfriend and he hates that bitch* He tells me every day He says: "Man, I really gotta lose my chick In the worst kind of way" She sits on her ass, he works...read more