Untrained Judges Lyrics & Chords By Paul Mcdermott

Dooo-do-do-da-do Dooo-do-do-da-do Dooo-dah-da-da-do Dooo-do-do-da-do My hair ain’t boofed or blonded; my T.E.R. was so-so; Won’t never score a hundred, or ever win a...read more

I love to have a beer with Duncan I love to have a beer with Dunc. We drink in moderation And we never ever ever get rollin' drunk We drink at the Town and Country Where the...read more

Scod: They used dogs on me They used blindfolds They embarrassed me in the nude They gave shocks to me with electrodes They deprived me of my food Scod: They paraded me...read more

Four inches of blackening tar clogging up my pores. And forty cents worth of Woolworths soap, To leave me smelling like a whore. My mouth is just a tunnel, Where the trains...read more

All my carefully measured metaphor All my flat nine dominant seven chords All of my shtick My lyrical trickery All of those bows All that applause All my intertextuality ...read more