Urge For Offal Lyrics & Chords By Half Man Half Biscuit

Maggie said Dig one more shallow grave before I'm dead Maggie said I'm just lookin' for a place that I can lay my weary head There's no perfect end Just time to...read more

A maiden walking in her garden But her name I do not know I'll go and court her for her beauty Let the answer be yes or no "Madam, madam, I'll come a-courting That your...read more

See the fleet of cruising cars go past the stations and the bars. Never stop to get out in case they choose to cruise about. Well, I tell you, that boy, he stopped up at the...read more

I am a self-obsessed fool Self-centred and bruised I am a misguided missile Consumed with denial I am the Sturm and Drang I am the schadenfreude I was the boy who sang I can...read more

Put a match to it And let it burn Like you can't feel it Against your skin at all Put a dart through my face Where it's pined up to the board Or tie a knot to it Like...read more