Useful To Boot Lyrics & Chords By Jared Emerson-johnson

Curt: Differently useful computers and guests Bob: Hello world, we're the C.O.P.S Bluster Blaster: Beware! We will not be suppressed! All: We are useful! We are fruitful! We are useful! Everything that boots is beautiful! We are useful! We are fruitful! Built to last! The future is the past! Bob: Computers today just confound and confuse Curt: Comfort is waiting in yesterday's news Bluster Blaster: Select a weapon! You must choose! Bob: Who needs fancy whizz-bang chips? Curt: Older boards are well-equipped Bob: Seasoned, practiced, and mature All: And together, we endure Curt: You cannot improve the wheel Bluster Blaster: Flimsy self-esteem must yield! Bob: You're only obsolete as you feel