Vet Bill Lyrics & Chords By Roy D. Mercer

(Be vewy vewy qwiet…we are huntin' somethin') Me and Harold Muffert were outdoors men Set in our backwoods ways Both members of the huntin' club Both active in the NRA ...read more

She walked into the dog run Like she fucking owned the place She turned to me with a scent that said "Sit boy, on my face!" Now I like a little discipline As much as the next...read more

My friend's got a girlfriend and he hates that bitch* He tells me every day He says: "Man, I really gotta lose my chick In the worst kind of way" She sits on her ass, he works...read more

Well I went out last friday night with lil Mary Anne She said please stay til mornin and she grabbed me by the can She layed a big one on me, woo, suprised me with her tongue But...read more

I always get really irritated when you go out to eat, and stuff, you know. I took this girl out to eat a while back, we had a nice place. I rolled the window up and the tray fell off,...read more