Vodkasodaburg Lyrics & Chords By Birdcloud

Well I was sober as a judge walkin' around williamsburg
You know they oughta rename this place vodkasodaburg
'Cause I've been drinkin' with them homos and they say that they ain't homos but they, look like one to me.

I got 25 bucks to blow in vodkasodaburg
Yeah that's five drinks of bye-bye mind if I don't leave a tip
Yeah that's ice and that's vodka and that's soda, no lime, don't put no bullshit straw in too

Just now I'm starting to get a ride in vodkasodaburg
Well my brain is feeling sparkly wow
Oh I so I so appropriate alcohol
Mmm everything is clear to me now

Well I met a local man in vodkasodaburg
Him's a self-described hopeless romantic
Am gonna buy me another drink he must be retarded
And go back to his fucking pad alone in bushwick

And I went home with a mulatto
Oh yeah he had some mighty cold snow
And that's why then he wrote a song about me
Oh no, I was lucky to be alive

I threw up and mosied on back to vodkasodaburg
All the bartenders there all hate my fuckin' guts
I was just tryin' to get my time to shine
All the girls turnin' into bitches
Spending three hundred dollars on a dress just trying to get fucked

And this is where I get it off
Oh yeah probably never going to stop
'Cause I can't say I'm never going to stop
No I said I'm never going to stop I'll stop

I was a sad sack of shit walkin' around williamsburg
Just like all the residents that live in williamsburg
I was just trying to take a little trip to vodkasodaburg
Can I please be anywhere else in the world except for here.