Voice Mail Lady Lyrics & Chords By Mark Douglas
to lissten to your messeges press 1 to change your personal options press 4 to lissten to your messages press 1 to disconnect press star i call you every day but you never get back to me ive been checking my voicemail obsessively its been seven months sice we last spoken are you avoiding me or is your phone just broken? your sister told me you where seeing someone new well i am too and shes hotter than you im in love, love im in love with the voicemail lady press 1 im in love, love, love and sehs gonna have my digital baby auotoplay on or off? thats right girl you've been replaced cause shes my soul mate but ive never seen her face i love the way she asks me to enter my pin im hot bothered and ready to begin yah to turn me on press 1 to controll me press 2 to enter me press 3 to counttiess press star im on the phone so much thay say i get a tumour but im not really worried cause i think its just a rumore im frustrated but i got no choice shes never ever touched me but she gives good voice i found the adress of the girl who plays her then i put on my tie and my nices blazar i walked up to the door and i rang the bell and her husband walked out saying what the hell "Hello welcome to bitch slap town, you have slected to get your ass kicked rated R dont ever go near my wife again rated R if you like to get you ass kick again press 1 im in love, love, love im in love with the voicemail lady goodbye im in love, love, love im bot sure if i can still have babies? im in love, love, love im in love with the voicemail lady are you still there?
