Walz For My Girlfriend Joe Lyrics & Chords By Jack The Ripper

Hail to the girl
With the face of a doll
I used to play on
In her silicon valley. The softness of her silky hands
Slowly moving upon my head
While she was patiently washing my hair
Hail to the man
With the face of a girl
He understands, I mean
She comprehends me so well...
And all the rest, I was washing my hands.
It's funny to think girls are but a dream.
Eve, the first woman, she was shaped by her man

Plato said things are not what they seem
Ancient Greeks didn't like no freaks
But he was fag like a fog
In those parks, love is a dangerous game.
You cannot cheat to your heart
But I could not face my friends
Although you do deserve to be a woman, Joe
You do deserve to be the very queen of all the beens
With your teets of silicone
You gave your milk to silly cunts
Who gave silver to your heart of gold...