Wasted & Ready Lyrics & Chords By Ben Kweller

Force field super shield AA
Junior high love affair is okay
Jump on the big wagon 'cause I'm so cal
I'm big in every way
I'm running as fast as I can
She goes above and beyond her call of duty
She is a slut but X makes it sexy
Sex reminds her of eating spaghetti
I am wasted but I'm ready
If you wanna move it so, why don't you make it go?
Prove to everybody who doesn't understand
All the nights, all the fights you are out of sight
Some say more with their hands
I'm running as fast as I can
She goes above and beyond her call of duty
She is a slut but X makes it sexy
Sex reminds her of eating spaghetti
I am wasted but I'm ready
I am wasted but I'm ready
I am wasted but I'm ready
I'm running as fast as I can
I'm running as fast as I rock
Why am I dealing with this feeling?
I'm maxed out like a credit card
I'll continue to be my worst enemy
It's easy but it seems so hard
You're near but you seem so far
She goes above and beyond her call of duty
She is a slut but X makes it sexy
Sex reminds her of eating spaghetti
I am wasted but I'm ready
She goes above and beyond her call of duty
She is a slut but X makes it sexy
Sex reminds her of eating spaghetti
I am wasted but I'm ready
I am wasted but I'm ready
I am wasted but I'm ready
I am wasted but I'm ready
I'm running as fast as I can
I'm running as fast as I can, can
I'm running as fast as I can
I'm running as fast as I can