Wealth Counselling Lyrics & Chords By Douglas Adams

There was somebody else's tongue in my mouth (3x) And I don't know where it came from There was somebody else's hand on my tongue (3x) and now my mouth is missing Somebody...read more

Got into an argument this morning with my Rice Krispies. I distinctly heard- "Snap, Crackle, Fuck Him". I don't know which one of them said it, y'know. I was reaching for the...read more

(spoken) Well, look. Of course I appreciate your sincerity, your earnestness, your eagerness to please, but if you don't mind, hold out your hands, 'cause I'm gonna smack...read more

My first instinct today was to write about the Spanish Armada, or maybe call them and invite them over for dinner. I've never been a big fan of armies, but I don't know...read more

Learning how to learn, she inserted the knife into the solid, pungent underbelly of insensitive treason. "I am in no mood for truth," she would tell the canister of sixteen millimeter,...read more