Week By Week Mona Lisa Lyrics & Chords By Mitchell & Webb

You're bored, it's Sunday, 6.15, There's nothing else on the TV Check it out now, it's the Antiques Roadshow, Looking at old stuff, seeing if it's worth dough Fiona Bruce...read more

Do come in Please close the door Thank you! Tell me what How long has this been for? Does it feel the same? Is there any bleeding? With this burning, or just internal pain? ...read more

Oh I’ll never forget how we met, Dear On that specialist site on the net, Dear Where you taught me the uses Of handcuffs and nooses We danced to the masochism tango! Oh you...read more

A couple of weeks ago now the kids had a big surprise They turned on the Cartoon Network and couldn't believe their eyes The animals on the cartoons had left the screens and...read more

Fellas, aren't you glad you're not a woman You're not a Sheila You're a Peter or a Clive Because their lack of spacial awareness Makes them really fucking careless ...read more