Weihnachtsgeschenk Lyrics & Chords By Alf Poier

I've had an absolute cunt of a day Everything that could go wrong did go wrong So if I'm allowed to use the word cunt in a song I've had an absolute cunt of a day It started...read more

Hello, I'm Demetri's grandma and I welcome you all and I hope you like this CD we made. It's good? What should I tell them? Ya ya ya ya x2 Hey you, hi, hello One time I did a...read more

My life is so successful I got everything a man could ever need Got a thousand dollar haircut And I even have talkshow on TV And I know I should be happy But instead ...read more

I can name my Top 10 records I can name my favourite goals But just lately I've had a quandary That I can't seem to resolve I can name my Top 10 films Or which actors I...read more

In most every cubicle-monkey's life, there is a person or team of people who do the jobs no one else even dares to even try to understand. They are our alpha geeks. Our nerd buddies....read more