Weird Waxed And Wired Lyrics & Chords By Didjits

Ain't got a comb, don't own a toothbrush
A one-room hole and toilet that don't flush
Don't need no woman, don't need no doggie
A stack of old Hustlers and an old cup of coffee
Washin' the windshield, I'm earning my dime
"Let me wash your window, alright, man?"
Put that camera down or I'll bash in your face
Spit on the car, head back to my place
Weird, waxed, and wired
Weird, waxed, and wired
Weird, waxed, and wired
Yeah, I'm a goddamn bum, man, who gives a shit?
I shit in my pants and I sleep in my piss
Don't need no woman, don't need no doggie
A stack of old Hustlers and an old cup of coffee
Weird, waxed, and wired
Weird, waxed, and wired
Weird, waxed, and wired