What Exactly Is Going On Here Edith? Lyrics & Chords By Andy Hamilton

We have no time for lover's games of hide-and-seek or cat-and-mouse I come home tired, you call me names, you work all week at keeping house I understand the drudgery of what you...read more

I bought a book with Carol Vorderman on the front 'Cause I thought they'd be some pictures of her hairy cunt But instead it was full of detox recipes With celery, lentils and...read more

I thought you had to be 18 to get into a club But that presumption nearly got me in trub I pulled a sexy girl but when I got back to her house She had posters up of McFly and...read more

In 2004 I read a letter in the star It were about a german market in the town They were sellin fancy cheese an meet, an continentil wine An the author of the letter had to...read more

Man strecht die linke Arm ein Die linke Arm aus Ein, Aus, Ein, Aus, Man schwenchtes alles um Man macht das Hokey Cokey Und man drecht sich herum Das ist die ganze Sache Ja,...read more