What Would Bowie Do? Lyrics & Chords By Margaret Cho

In life there are many things Some of them are the same and some are opposites About some of these things I do sing A cactus is the opposite of a chair In my house you can sit...read more

What I really like about the movies, I like the previews for some reason. I like to get there, I don't wanna see just the movie when I get there, I like to see some previews first. I...read more

I just hate stupid people. They should have to wear signs that just say I'm stupid. That way you wouldn't rely on them, would you? You wouldn't ask them anything. It...read more

Like to think I'm the best there is At putting myself down Here's to looking at trading places With anyone in town The way you light that cigarette Smoke never hits your...read more

Remember when there was nothing else to do, But lie and bed and, Wonder how it was always up to you, And no one else and, Early mornings, made by warnings, What's the point...read more