When America Comes Home Lyrics & Chords By Trout Fishing In America

[Whistled introduction] There was once a farmer, walking down the road whistling a tune to himself. He said, "Dog-gone, I wish I had some words to that tune. But all I've got is the...read more

Sarony There's a farm called Misery, but of that we'll have none Because we know of one That's always lots of fun (Ha ha!) And this one's name is Jollity; believe me, folks,...read more

Fat and docile, big and dumb They look so stupid, they aren't much fun Cows aren't fun They eat to grow, they grow to die They die to be eat at the hamburger fry Cows...read more

My country's bigger than most And if asked I boast 'Cause I'm really proud So I shout it loud Though our numbers are few We will welcome you Although we don't have...read more

Well, a Scotsman clad in kilt left a bar one evening fair And one could tell by how he walked that he'd drunk more than his share He fumbled 'round until he could no longer...read more