Where Did The Lead In My Pencil Go? Lyrics & Chords By Ivor Biggun

Henry the 8th had lots of wives, And a habit, of taking their lives. He had a beard but let’s not be unfair. Because beards don’t kill people, people with beards, kill people. ...read more

There was a lady in a window In the room across the way From the hotel I was staying in While on my holiday I couldn't help but see everything 'Cause I was peeping I confess ...read more

One was Johnny (One was Johnny) 1 was Johnny who lived by himself 2 was a rat who jumped on his shelf 3 was a cat who chased the rat 4 was a dog who came in and sat 5 was a...read more

When you die You stop drinking beer When you die You stop being here When you die some people cry When you die we say goodbye Yeah. ...read more

Ohhhhhh ... Ladadadada ... [Blair] I was supposed to address party members - but I got high (Ohhhhhh) I was preparing Prime Ministers question time when I was high...read more