Where Is Zog? Lyrics & Chords By Gwar

Where is Zog?
Where is Zog?
Where is Zog?
Where is Zog?
Where is Zog?
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Where Is Zog?
A grizzled face from the days of my youth
Where is Zog?
Taught me to behave in a manner uncouth

Where is Zog?
How to kill child, how to raise dog
Somebody tell me
Where the hell is Zog?

Where is Zog?
Together we dove into oceans of war
Where is Zog?
Hacking and whacking through trenches of gore

Where is Zog?
Spewed death and hatred from a golden battle barge
Wherever Zog is living
I'm sure that he's living large

On the world scumdoggir I first met general Zog
On his way from burning the satanic synagogue
Processions of his captive slaves were part of his great booty
He took them to the emperor, he always did his duty

His battle cattle, bloated bleeding, simply put, spectacular
The lore of war (which he adored) was part of the vernacular
I was one of many who begged to join his fell legion
They wouldn't take just anyone, unless you were Norwegian

Where is Zog?
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I mounted the great porno-cow
And became a scumdog
I ritually defiled myself
And signed the captain's log

Finally brought before Zog
He slathered me with piss
Draining his bladder took several years
And not did one drop miss

And then his eyes fell, upon mine
There came a hellish glow
It wasn't love or hate you see
It was, well, I don't know

I was hard to win his praise, despite each bloody victory
No matter how many I slew he always was a dick to me
But nothing suck-ceeds like suck-cess so I got straight to work
Crushing babies, torching worlds and acting like a jerk

The war we waged destroyed the suns and left the planets flattened
Simply put it was the worst thing that had ever happened
And Zog, our leader, glorious, sporting a great erection
His battle-skill was notorious, we always took direction

We must crush the one called Syn
And make him our slaves
To find the one called Zog is cleaning our winshield