Who Wants To Be A Godparent Lyrics & Chords By How I Met Your Mother

Brian: When I try to sing, you say I'm off-key. Why can't you see how much this hurts me. With your perfect beauty and your perfect pitch. You're a perfect angel. When I come...read more

Here is the tale of a babysitting job The baby is something of a snob (Oh, go screw yourselves) So listen very closely, and you'll find That what they say is not the same as...read more

You've got to look your best tonight, You tubby little parasite, 'Cause there's a lovely lady and she's waiting for you. And though her pretty face may seem A special person's...read more

Our whole universe was in a hot dense state, Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started, wait… The Earth began to cool, The autotrophs began to drool, ...read more

(stewie) a 5, 6,7,8! (stewie) who's got the greates gal around? (olivia) you do. who's got the sweetest man in town? (stewie) you do. (olivia) who's got a guy who makes...read more