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Why Mommy Left Us Lyrics & Chords By Stephen Lynch

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Hush lil girl sweet baby dont cry tonite
Daddy is here and he'll sing you a soft lullaby tonite
Why cant it all be like was before
How can i explain why mommys not here anymore
Casue daddy likes porno and $10 whores
Daddy gets wasted and robs liquor stores
Daddy likes rubbing against little boys on the bus
I think thats why mommy left us
Hush lil girl there is no reason to fret tonite
Dont mind the smoke daddy just wants to forget tonite,
Soon it will be like it was before
Any minute she will walk through the front door
But daddy likes poker and drinks lots of beer
Then daddy likes sex that involves mommy's rear
Daddy has sores on his naughty parts oozing with pus
I think thats why mommy left us
But please dont cry i swear ill try to be by your side
Right after daddy gets home from the bar
Visits his bookie and steals a new car
Drives to the strip club and plays his cards right
He'll bring home your new mommy tonite

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