Wildness Acts Lyrics & Chords By The Gothsicles

I'm out here getting wild like a wild baboon
Always throwing office parties in the filing room
I got a shoebox of receipts from the jet ski place
'Cause I rent jet skis like every day

Gettin' crazy all night long in gothic clubs
Pickin' daisies with these throngs of panda cubs
Kevin Spacey used some tongs in a British pub
'Cause his steak was well done and too hot to pick up

I'm wearing wildness slacks
Committing wildness acts
I'm wearing wildness slacks
Committing wildness acts

(Guilty of) wildness
(Guilty of) acts
(Guilty of) wild
NES acts

[whatever the hell Xero is saying]
Yeah
Wild
Wild
Wild to the max with wildness acts

I was experimented on by the government
They tried to turn me into a rubber gent
A rubber gent's a dude who's hella dapper
And can bend in weird ways like he's made of plastic

I'm always back stage at festivals
Getting bonkers with the bands and special guestivals
I prefer my pizza with vegetables
I got like three brain cells left inside my skull

I'm wearing wildness slacks
Committing wildness acts
I'm wearing wildness slacks
Committing wildness acts

[whatever the hell Xero is saying]

I'm wearing wildness slacks
Committing wildness acts
I'm wearing wildness slacks
Wild to the max with wildness acts