William Is A Retard Living In A Tree Lyrics & Chords By Tasteful Nudity

Julie said to Johnny, Well now lately I've felt odd, I've got the taste for human flesh and begun to question God I'm sleepy in the daytime but I'm wide awake at night It's the...read more

In the vestibule Near the stained-glass window of Jesus trying to eat a Ford Pinto There's a carrot, and a penis, and an eyebrow mangler Choose wisely, bite the spoon-hive Lick...read more

Sitting in my cubicle Trying to pass the time Click the little envelope But no new mail's online My schedule program shows me All this crap I have to do A post-it note upon...read more

Don't player hate on me, play-player hate somebody else (Yeah) Yo, yo, yo, I'm a gangster Where my dawgs at? Bark with me if you're my dog Yo, yo, yo, I'm gonna...read more

Oh shit! I walk around town with my fanny pack (cool), You know I've got it on, when you hear the snap of the buckle, Around my waist (click), And now my fanny pack is in...read more