Wimp Soufflé Lyrics & Chords By Phantom Buffalo

One day in the river at the end of my road
Above the water something showed
Was something green caught my eye
I heard my neighbor start to cry
She said,

You'll be a wimp souffle if you don't make him gone today
I think I got bills to pay
Get him the hell away

Oh no, they said, It's back again
Last time the creature ate my hand
And chased my husband up a tree
They'd interrupted his cup of tea
And they said

You'll be a wimp souffle if you don't make him gone today
I think I got bills to pay
Get him the hell away

And I've decided that you're the best
To rid of this menacing pest
You'd be the savior of our town
If you refuse, we'll put you down
We'll say

You'll be a wimp souffle if you don't make him gone today
I think I got bills to pay
Get him the hell away