Wiping My Bum With My Hand Lyrics & Chords By The Toilet Bowl Cleaners

I used to talk about politics, politics, politics, I used to talk about politics but I don't anymore. I used to talk about communism, socialism, capitalism I used to talk about...read more

We used to laugh, we used to cry We used to bow our heads then, wonder why And now you're gone, I guess I'll carry on And make the best of what you've left to me Left...read more

Noow Ladies and Gentlemen The English language Y'know, it's there to be used, not abused Well, there's folks out there, let me tell you They're just downright lazy Let me...read more

Deidre were the name of my first wife And she really were the true love of my life But she ran off with me best mate Jim and I really do miss him 'cos we used go crown green...read more

Dwayne's had enough Oh baby Dwayne's had enough Enough of your chickens chasin his Z28 down the gravel driveway Dwayne's had enough Of your camoflauge panties lying on that...read more