Wrestling Lyrics & Chords By Tom Goes To The Mayor

Stork patrol, we're patrolling Stork patrol, he's rolling Stork patrol with the storkies Stork patrol Yo, what up fine-feathered stork? Jeeze you're lovely ...read more

Tall and tan and young and lovely The girl from Ipanema goes walking And when she passes, each one she passes goes "ah" When she walks, she's like a samba That swings so cool...read more

You know, every now and then, a fan will send me a present, like a cow or a blender or a box of chocolates, you know the kind, with the soft, gooey centers, and it really honks me...read more

Wind blowing hard, KOMPRESSOR green-card Out of hand and into front yard Pick up from lawn, come cruising for gun (?) Keep wallet in pocket if wind is strong April shower...read more

Kid, stay and snip your cord off, talk and let your mind loose, can't all think like Chekov but you'll be O.K. Kid is this your first time here? Some can't stand the beauty, so...read more