Yo Ho A Pirates Life For Me Lyrics & Chords By Blood On The Dance Floor

A pirate walks into the bar
The bartender asks,
"What’s with the steering wheel in your pants?"
And the pirate says,
"ARRR! It‘s driving me nuts."

Now I’ve been riding 'cross the seven seas
Looking for a girl from another fantasy
I keep a big ship
They call me Captain Kidd
I got the eyepatch
Tri-hat
Rollin’ like a pirate
Shiver my timbers
Fuck you till you’re limber
Freaky deaky
Till you get leaky
Like Run DMC, it’s tricky
So animated might as well call me Mickey

Pedal to the medal
Red eyes like a devil
Raise the white flag
Can’t reach my level
Like ARRR ARRR
Flow sick like SARS
XXX till I hit your mark
Ahoy!
Ahoy!
I put that happy to the joy
Fuck with me
And I’ll play you like a Game Boy
Ninja
Skin ya
Throw you in a blender
Chop chop chop
I’m a motherfucking pirate

Yo Ho Ho
And a bottle on the go
It’s my duty
To please that booty
Yo Ho Ho
And a bottle on the go
It’s my duty
To please that booty
Yo Ho Ho
And a bottle on the go
It’s my duty
To please that booty
Yo Ho Ho
It’s a pirate's life for me
It’s a pirate's life for me

Yooo hooo
Ha-ha sorry bitch
I wasn’t callin’ your name
We be burnin’ so hot
You can’t even capture the flame
Street rat, hood rat?
Freak with tats, spoiled brat?
No, wait, guess again
I’m a motherfuckin’ pirate
I’m over you like I just dunk
Battleship you just got sunk
Boy you think you can handle this?
Is your porthole big enough for my ship?
It’s not the motion of the ocean
And size is a thing
Cos we ain’t getting nowhere
With these fucking water wings
I used to be ballin’
Now I’m just straight dunkin’
Gold stars for my rhymes
I got all the boys suckin’
Jealous bitches start hatin’
Cos it’s not them that we fuckin’
That game you claim you play
Is the game that I’m runnin’

Yo Ho Ho
And a bottle on the go
It’s my duty
To please that booty
Yo Ho Ho
And a bottle on the go
It’s my duty
To please that booty
And a bottle on the go
It’s my duty
To please that booty

Yo Ho Ho
It’s a pirates life for me
It’s a pirates life for me

Now and then we had a hope
That if we lived and were good
God would permit us to be pirates.

Yo Ho Ho
It’s a pirates life for me
Yo Ho Ho
It’s a pirates life for me

FIRE!

Yo Ho Ho
And a bottle on the go
It’s my duty
To please that booty
Yo Ho Ho
And a bottle on the go
It’s my duty
To please that booty
And a bottle on the go
It’s my duty
To please that booty
Yo Ho Ho
It’s a pirates life for me,
It’s a pirates life for me

Yo Ho Ho
It’s a pirates life for me,
Yo Ho Ho
It’s a pirates life for me
I'ma pirate niggah!