Yoda In The Dole Office Lyrics & Chords By Captain Hotknives

Her parents came to England from a far off land From a different culture I don't understand I've got some digital photos of her sucking my gland She's my arranged bride ...read more

Okay! This is going out to all of my teachers from elementary school, for middle school, all the way up to high school and college. I wanna say thank you for the knowledge, thank...read more

"How you doing, pal? Mind if I bother you? Me bird's buggered off in a BMW. The cunt had a suit on, old enough to be her dad, I'd like to kick his bollocks To Bollington and...read more

Verse School holidays were draggin' on He was gettin' really bored And his Mum had started poppin' pills She was climbin' up the walls So when he asked her could he go...read more

Well, in this life there's a couple of certs, One is death and the other's a nurse, Well Lucy's old and they say she's passed it, But I gave her one and her tits were that big, ...read more