Yorkshire Tea Hard Water Advert Lyrics & Chords By John Shuttleworth

This is for my little girl. My lady gives birth today. I run to her room right away. She smiles with glee and hands her to me. I look at my newborn and say: Damn, that's a...read more

Why did you leave me girl? I don’t understand … is it because I killed your dad? Oh, it is! Oh, I see … *uhm* *ah* I guess this sorta makes sense … *uhm* … *dididi* ...read more

Girl, I'm a sexually attractive man That makes me a good artist This is my new single I hope you like it Wealthy men hired me, to sing this song that they wrote for me,...read more

I belong to the church of the well-endowed man My member's big as a grizzly bear's head My pants can't hide the bulge God gave to me I'm proud of the width and the length of my...read more

Kenesaw Mountain Landis was a bad mother fucker He was seventeen feet tall, he had a hundred and fifty wives He didn't do that much except he saved the game of baseball He put...read more