You're Pitiful Lyrics & Chords By "weird Al" Yankovic

My life is brilliant...

Spoken
What, was I too early? Oh, sorry. Should I-
Do you wanna start over? Or, keep going?
Okay, now? Now?

Sang
My life is brilliant
Your life's a joke
You're just pathetic
You're always broke

Your homemade Star Trek uniform
Really ain't impressin' me
You're sufferin' from delusions of
Adequacy

You're pitiful
You're pitiful
You're pitiful, it's true
Never had a date
That you couldn't inflate
And you smell repulsive too
What a bummer bein' you

Well you just can't dance
And forget romance
Everybody you know still calls you
"Farty pants"
But you'll always have a job, well I mean
As long as you still can work that Slurpee machine

You're pitiful
You're pitiful
You're pitiful, it's true
You're half-undressed
Eatin' chips off your chest
While you're playin' Halo 2
No one's classier than you

La la la la
La la la la
La la la la loser

You're pitiful
You're pitiful
You're pitiful, it's true
Your dog would much rather
Play fetch by itself
You still live with your mom and you're forty-two
Guess you'll never grow a clue
Well, it just sucks to be you