You Cant Buy Cool Lyrics & Chords By Mojo Nixon

I don't care if you got yourself 'bout a hundred tattoos
And you gone and put a steel rod thru your ring ding doo
You can smoke nothing but Cuban cigars
And collect rare hollow body electrical guitars

But you can't buy cool
No you can't buy cool
You're nothing but a rich boy
Nothing but a fool
You can't buy cool, no-oh-no

Bet you got yourself a very complicated order at Starbucks
And you used to dig the cocktail scene, but now you think it sucks
You're nothing but a dedicated follower of fashion
You love being told where you can purchase your next passion

But you can't buy cool
No you can't buy cool
You're nothing but a rich boy
Nothing but a fool
You can't buy cool, no-oh-no

You can cover yourself with tattoos, each one cooler than the next
Drink a micro brew with a boy named Sue and experiment with gay sex
Buy a '53 Harley and Bob Marley box set
Get all these things, still be lame, 'cause there's one thing you can't get

Well you can't buy cool
No you can't buy cool
Yeah, you can't buy cool
No you can't buy cool
You're nothing but a rich boy
Nothing but a fool
You can't buy cool, no-oh-no

You can't buy it!
You better put that money away boy!
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