You Could Get Hit By A Bus Tomorrow Lyrics & Chords By The Lancashire Hotpots

I can't stand to fly I'm not that naive I'm just there to find The better part of me I'm more than a bird I'm more than a plane I'm a birdplane I'm...read more

(Introduction, only on live album „Tom Lehrer revisited“, spoken:) The most popular type of popular song is of course the love song, and I'd like to illustrate several...read more

Lucy went down on a farm, tried to milk a cow, Though she tried she couldn't get the hang of it somehow. The farmer looked at Lucy and murmured with a frown, "Well you just hang...read more

I am Cow, hear me moo I weigh twice as much as you And I look good on the barbecue Yogurt, curd, cream cheese and butter's Made from liquid from my udders I am Cow, I am Cow,...read more

I used to be a farmer and I made a living fine I had a little stretch of land along the C.P. Line But times were hard, and though I tried, the money wasn't there And bankers...read more