You Have Five Minutes From Now Lyrics & Chords By Phil Cornwell

Our life is just one great big public display of affection If it annoys you then you could try looking in the other direction Some people are appalled but We just ignore them all...read more

I realised on the day we met You were the kind of girl I could never get, 'Cause I was creepy and unpopular, But at least I had my binoculars. I was waitin', mopin', ...read more

I hear your husband left ya for another lady That must be very hard for you to take on board He told me it was because ya never sucked his corey And you didn't like to have it...read more

He's got a gun and great big man-tits He's got jug-ears and tiny trunks Dame Judi Dench is FURIOUS with him! He's gone completely out to lunch The Quantum of Solace!...read more

Watching TV the other day I happened to turn on 'Home and Away' I hadn't seen it for ages but what can I say? I noticed some birds whose jugs were OK Then...read more