Встала баба на весы Lyrics & Chords By Семён Слепаков

When you're feeling all alone, The world's a drone, And nobody's shown any love to you. When your heart as cold as stone, Just change your tone, Get rid of that groan...read more

This is a song for the ladies But fellas listen closely You don't always have to fuck her hard In fact sometimes that's not right to do Sometimes you've got to make some love ...read more

Uhm, so this next song is about love, appropriately. I love you like kings love queens, Like a gay geneticist loves designer genes [jeans]. I need you like New Orleans needs a...read more

Bret: Hello. Jemaine: ...Hi. Bret: Hello, man sitting in the park. Jemaine: I've just said hi, woman in the park. Bret: Well how you doin'? ...read more

I think I've got a crush on Celine Dion The way she beats her chest when she sings a love song There's something about her makes me want to feed her And I'd love to be Mister...read more