Sound Effects Record #32 Lyrics & Chords By Terry Scott Taylor

Sheila: Times have changed, our kids are getting worse They won't obey their parents, they just want to fart and curse! Sharon: Should we blame the government? Liane: Or...read more

I love to smoke. I love to smoke and I love to eat red meat. I love to eat raw fucking red meat. Nothing I like better than sucking down a hot steaming cheese burger and a butt at the...read more

Once upon a time, On the Internet there was a guy. A very deeply flawed man, They called him Eric Bauman. He was a total asshole And nobody knows why. He travelled all...read more

Stan: There's a bunch of birds in the sky, And some deers just went running by, Ohhh, the snow's pure and white on the earth rich and brown, Just another sunday morning in my...read more

(There's things I don't wanna be misconstrued in my act, that I feel often are. I don't want you all leaving my show thinking that I think I know better than people, or...read more