Дулсинея Lyrics & Chords By Ку-Ку

He's harder than nails, tougher than bricks, (Weighs nine stones with muscles in his s***), Karate king, kung-fu master, (Shaves with a plane, he's a f***ing hard bastard), ...read more

Well, I spent last night trying to chuck me bird, She were clinging to me leg like an old sick turd, I said your tits are too small and your legs are too short, I want a fit bird...read more

Лудо младо сън засънило на ръчица бела момина. А мома се чудом чуди милно й е да го буди, драго й е да...read more

She had just turned twenty nine, (needed a good ironing), Smelling like a tench, (face looked like a welder's bench), Her tights were baggy at the rear, (she could fart for...read more

I must be going soft, or I'm turning paranoid, Its been over a week since I went out with the boys I've not been down the football, I've missed two stoppy-backs I...read more