Mccavity Lyrics & Chords By The Macc Lads

He's harder than nails, tougher than bricks,
(Weighs nine stones with muscles in his s***),
Karate king, kung-fu master,
(Shaves with a plane, he's a f***ing hard bastard),
He's filled more holes than a JCB,
(So don't you f*** with...)

McCavity,
McCavity,
McCavity,
McCavity.

He won't pat dogs, he eats dead cats,
(He'll rip your bollocks off and stuff them up your cunt),
He's had a blow job off an alligator,
(He likes to wank with an old cheese grater),
He's got all the crack begging on their knees,
They say: (I'll bend down, you fill....)

McCavity,
McCavity,
McCavity,
McCavity.

When he's necked his pint, he'll eat the glass,
(He can smoke a million smelly French fags),
He can splash Brute all over his bollocks,
(f*** off you cunt, nothing rhymes with that)

Oh er right you are!

He can drink beer with a high specific gravity,
(Thank f*** for that, coz it rhymes with...)

McCavity,
McCavity,
McCavity,
McCavity.