Мертвый рэп Live Lyrics & Chords By Ку-Ку

Packing up the PA at the end of the night, Everybody's knackered and they're covered in s***e, We've played to Southern poofters, Jocks and Druids, And showered each...read more

She was the perfect woman, She was my kind of a bird, 'Cos she stayed in the kitchen and she never said a word. She had real big tits and a lovely slappable arse, But now she's...read more

I must be going soft, or I'm turning paranoid, Its been over a week since I went out with the boys I've not been down the football, I've missed two stoppy-backs I...read more

When he finally got a snog, he left a spider in his gob, and she ran off with a squeal. He found a Dogs*** in the street, she wondered where he'd put it, then she found it in her...read more

My name is Uncle Knobby, I hang around primary schools Underneath my raincoat, I'm always totally nude I show my navel fluff collection to lots of fully-clothed men I get a full...read more